Scooter, Puppies, Kitties and Fug
Ah, what a day. That's right, we've got a reason to celebrate today. No not just because it's Friday. It's Scooter Libby Indictment Day! Whee! In the hubbub on MPR this morning, when they were whipping themselves into a frenzy of "will they-won't they," quite needlessly, I might add, there was a mention of how this whole shebang would tarnish The Shrub's presidency. Somehow, bafflingly, there was a line drawn between this and Clinton's impeachment. As I stood in the shower listening to this, I thought to myself, "Wow. A blowjob just got compared to a war on false premises." Erstaunend, oder? Yes ma'am, that Clinton sure brought shame on the White House.
Ooh...ow. My tongue just bored a hole in my cheek.
Another thing that I did today, in my never-ending quest for time-suckage, was check to see if there is a "puppywar.com." Indeed there is. I was a little disappointed when I looked in the winningest puppies section, a.k.a. "Top Dogs," to find that the majority of winners were labs. Now, I know labs are good dogs. I have had labs, and they were dear, dear creatures. But they are boring. Aesthetically, really boring. But mostly, they are boring because the ratio of labs to humans in the United States is roughly 7,906:1. Honestly. If you go to a Humane Society shelter, the only dogs there are labs, and maybe a husky that can't for the life of it stop barking. We're going to be an SAT question:
127. Labs:United States as Sheep:
a) Canada
b) Washington D.C.
c) Jesus
d) New Zealand
And I think we know the answer there. So if you go on puppywar.com, don't vote for labs. Just don't do it. Let's help the world by applauding different breeds of dogs. And when you see Ascher, vote for him. Which brings me to kittenwar.com. I looked up Vera's picture, and she's not winning as much as she should be. Vote for Vera (aka Beaver). I also uploaded another picture of her simply under the name Beaver. Vote for that too. Oh, and I've thought of something else about kittenwar. If you can't decide, you need to consider with the name. If it's Neo vs. Xavier The Punisher, please don't validate the person who named his cat after The Matrix. Not only The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. You cannot side with them, no matter if their kitten is barf-inducing cute, and even if the opposing cat is one of those hideous fricking hairless alien things. But if it's a hairless alien thing named Faerie or Legolas or Pixel, by all means, send them a message that they are dumb and they are cruelly putting their dumb all over a defenseless creature. Report them to the SPCA or something.
And if you haven't been to www.gofugyourself.com, go there right now. I love them so much it hurts.
Ooh...ow. My tongue just bored a hole in my cheek.
Another thing that I did today, in my never-ending quest for time-suckage, was check to see if there is a "puppywar.com." Indeed there is. I was a little disappointed when I looked in the winningest puppies section, a.k.a. "Top Dogs," to find that the majority of winners were labs. Now, I know labs are good dogs. I have had labs, and they were dear, dear creatures. But they are boring. Aesthetically, really boring. But mostly, they are boring because the ratio of labs to humans in the United States is roughly 7,906:1. Honestly. If you go to a Humane Society shelter, the only dogs there are labs, and maybe a husky that can't for the life of it stop barking. We're going to be an SAT question:
127. Labs:United States as Sheep:
a) Canada
b) Washington D.C.
c) Jesus
d) New Zealand
And I think we know the answer there. So if you go on puppywar.com, don't vote for labs. Just don't do it. Let's help the world by applauding different breeds of dogs. And when you see Ascher, vote for him. Which brings me to kittenwar.com. I looked up Vera's picture, and she's not winning as much as she should be. Vote for Vera (aka Beaver). I also uploaded another picture of her simply under the name Beaver. Vote for that too. Oh, and I've thought of something else about kittenwar. If you can't decide, you need to consider with the name. If it's Neo vs. Xavier The Punisher, please don't validate the person who named his cat after The Matrix. Not only The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. You cannot side with them, no matter if their kitten is barf-inducing cute, and even if the opposing cat is one of those hideous fricking hairless alien things. But if it's a hairless alien thing named Faerie or Legolas or Pixel, by all means, send them a message that they are dumb and they are cruelly putting their dumb all over a defenseless creature. Report them to the SPCA or something.
And if you haven't been to www.gofugyourself.com, go there right now. I love them so much it hurts.
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